February 2012
dwaynetherockjohnson:
skuboglesby:
tea is LAME!!!!!! WHY DOES ANYBODY LIKE LEAF WATER!!!!!!
My mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
My mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
6 tags
Need a beta for desolation and the dead may walk...
Never had a beta before? Who wants to volunteer for this shit????
penotbutter:
Wow! You were born in the 1990s! Obviously this means you have greater intelegence, taste, and more sense! Here, let me get you an award.
jinseimajo:
WOW HOLY SHIT
AM I DYING
IS THIS THE END OF MY QUEST
WILL THIS TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT
africans:
i hope snoop dogg lives forever
Anonymous asked: it's all useful information, and don't loo an angel in the eyes, love!
Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love The Hunger Games!
Me:
Fan:
Me:
Fan: Hello? Well I know you've been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I've been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I'll just-
Me: I'VE DONE MY WAITING.
Fan: Wha-
Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
Fan: But it hasn't even been ou-
Me: IN AZKABAN.
Anonymous asked: oh, and what holds the image of an angel becomes an angel
Anonymous asked: Fascinating race, the Weeping Angels. The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss, they just zap you into the past and let you live to death. The rest of your life used up and blown away in the blink of an eye.
allcumberbatchallthetime:
animejadeharley:
am i a pretty girl
Anonymous asked: The angels have the phone box! there's no time for the police!
Anonymous asked: Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.
